COLLIN PATRICK

IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU WON'T KNOW, YOU'RE ROCKING WITH THE HOST WITH THE MOST, THA OG PIMP C, THE ONE TO BE, THE DON, EL JEFE, THE MAN WITH THE PLAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS COLLIN FUCKING PATRICK.
 
So let me tell you what we rockin aight? Up top we got that custom Golden Sombreros Baseball Jersy, with the COLLEMO name plate. That's cause this shit is unfuckwithable. 
 
Under that we got the Hanes "Wife Beater" which we had to throw in quotations just so people know we don't fuck with domestic violence AT ALL. This thing is essentially just the 6 pack of em you get from walmart but with our linocut logo stamp on the tag. It's a size large and stretchy so it'll fit I promise. 
 
For the bottoms we got the Subliminal Carpenter Pant. We really love stealing from other brands at COLLEMO, and so we hit the left back pocket with our Subliminal Linocut stamp, as a direct appropriation of the intellectual property of the artist group, LMNL. We also have absolutely no money in our company so if any legal teams are reading this, good luck getting a penny out of us! 
 
The pant's are a size 34, but we like em loose so we rocked the shoelace belt with it. The Red Lace Belt is literally just a shoe lace that I stole from the Van's store at the Galleria Dallas. I didn't even try to customize it. But shit.. oh well I guess.
 
Ay and don't forget, we rockin' that Black Bandana Scarf on the pants strap. The pattern on that thing is wicked, so we threw our logo on it and added a price tag so we could contribute to North America's rising corporate greed!
 
*We have absolutely no authority from LMNL, Hanes, or anyone else for that matter to be appropriating their products into our own. But that's lowkey punkrock as fuck.